Fastest World Records

Michael Kennedy sang all 18 verses of Greensleevesin four minutes and one second. The singer took 13 breaths.

Ryan W. completed a warpless speedrun of Supra Mayro Bross: Legend Of The Lost Kingdom in 20.66 seconds.

Brian Pankey performed a yo-yo throw down in .42 seconds.

Teo Gallego-Albertos juggled three Rubik's Cubes while hopping on one foot, holding a clementine in his mouth, wearing a fake mustache and sleep mask and listening to Rage Against the Machine for 20.13 seconds.

Jakub P. spun a pen for 4.09 seconds.

Kamal A. performed 15 Saber's Chen Ka Aerial Tosser card cuts in one minute.

Brian Pankey performed eight "Thumb Around" drumsticks with both hands in 10 seconds.

Brian Pankey performed 23 "Thumb Around" drumsticks with both hands in 30 seconds.

Brian Pankey performed 40 "Thumb Around" drumsticks with both hands in one minute.

Brian Pankey performed 10 360 degree spins with three soccer balls in the air in one minute.

Kevin Allison delivered 62 euphemisms for anal and oral sex in 90 seconds. Allison set the record at a World Record Appreciation Society event held at Joe’s Pub in New York City. Dan Rollman and Corey Henderson were present as witnesses. [#WRAS15][] THIS RECORD CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT.

Wayne A. ate 18 baluts in five minutes. NOTE: Speed eating can be dangerous. Please use caution when making an attempt.

Kamal A. performed 11 behind-the-back Kryptonite card cuts in one minute.

Kamal A. performed 13 behind-the-back Revolution 2 card cuts in one minute.

Naader Reda consumed four two-liter bottles of diet orange soda in one sitting. WARNING: Speed drinking can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed drinker. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Stephen Webster blew out a world record 50 candles with a single puff.