Fastest World Records

Daniel John registered a Squarespace site in 24.15 seconds.

Matt Siegfried beat the Portal Test Chamber 13 bonus map in 12.56 seconds.

Doug McManaman traveled 100 yards in snowshoes while carrying a 54-pound bag of potatoes on his back in two minutes and 53.59 seconds.

Michael Kennedy sang all 18 verses of Greensleevesin four minutes and one second. The singer took 13 breaths.

Joe Svilpa’s 20-person team at the Body Machine Fitness Shop in London, Ontario flipped a 73-kilogram tire a distance of five kilometers in two hours, 30 minutes and 25 seconds. The charity feat raised $3,000 for the Hospice of London. Read more here.

Manoj Kumar wrote “URDB Rocks” 10 times in 28.43 seconds.

Dustin A. ate a can of tuna in 28.88 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional eater. We will not accept speed eating submissions from minors.

Mark Foster touched the floor, ceiling, and all four walls of a bathroom in 4.54 seconds.

Vito O. stacked three golf balls in 6.54 seconds.

Laurent Kelly performed 100 keepie uppies using his foot, knee, and head in two minutes, 9.47 seconds.

Owen G. solved a Skewb Xtreme in 41.56 seconds.

Gerard Jessie toppled an empty plastic bottle by farting in 0.53 second.

Sergio Sims ate five Cadbury Melts in 7.72 seconds. WARNING: Speed eating can be extremely dangerous. Please do not attempt this record unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed eater. We will not accept submissions in this category from minors.

Perfecto Sanchez and Greg Maud rowed across the North Sea in 45 hours, 22 minutes. They set the record to benefit Mission Blue and raise awareness of the damage being done to marine ecosystems. Read more about the feat here.

Jagdev Bharti Gamer finished the Mt. Middule MX race in Downhill Domination in 42.39 seconds.

Jade C. recited the phonetic alphabet in 6.00 seconds.